The Naked Truth

I came upon these really hot pics from a website called hunk du jour. Apparently the Australian rugby team put up a calender for charity, and the best part is all of them got naked for the photoshoot. ENJOY.

The Fraternity (part 2)

Let me introduce you to the rest of the faculty members……………..

Prof Dr. Zizie Odehz (Mass Comm, USM)

Zizie graduated from USM with a degree in mass communication but is currently a very succesful exec in Bank islam. He is the ultimate reference when it comes to travelling in the gay world. He made frequent visits to Bangkok and Bali for his annual sex pilgrimage. He also has vast knowledge on all the top spas and massage parlours all across the country. He is the ultimate travel guru, heck, he should have his own show on TRAVEL & LIVING, ” Travelling Gay Style” or “Zizie: Life in the Gay Lane” or ” Queer Advetures” or whatever.

He has his own blog chronicling his adventures at odesiodah.wordpress.com. He came up with his own authorative guide to spas and massage centers with a very comprehensive rating system. Trust him and you won’t go wrong. He also has a knack at collecting all things gay from the various countries he visited, among his possessions includes a huge wood carved dick, he fondly calls ALEC. He is currently conducting an in-depth study on gay activities in the locker rooms of gyms all over Kuala Lumpur. He is all raves about California Fitness, having not only the best gym equipments but the best collection of HOT SEXY GAY MEN in the city. I strongly suggest you tag a long with him the next time he visits the place, you’ll never know what you might find.

Ass. Prof. Dr. Aziey la vogue (Mass Comm, USM)

Ass. Prof. Dr. Dina Wadiah Al-Kalabu Malami (MD, UKM, M Nuclear Medicine, USM)

These two have two things in common, the love of FASHION and that both of them used to be chubs but now have the lankiest figure that can rival any anorexic supermodel on the catwalk. Azie’s greatest passion now is shopping for the latest fashion item in his favourite place, The Pavillion, KL. He does it on a monthly basis which explains why his room is filled with shopping bags (vast majority from Armani Exchange). His idea of the ultimate undies is a pair of CK boxers. Dina dress for kill for every occasion. Going out with him makes you feels years older and so out-of-date, it feels more like walking with a fashion icon or a celebrity. This is more true now that he has the figure of a catwalk model and his face is now crystal clear, thanks to the thousands of dollars he spends on SK-II product.

So if you’re looking for someone for advice on how to look and feel really, really good, these two will be the perfect role models.

Prof. Dr. Mek Molot Merah Arifa el-Mulusz (Bsc. Biology, M Biology, USM)

I have yet been able to put him in charge of a specific department, so for him, i’ve created a special department that will benefit a lot of lost souls since this subject is gaining more and more attention from the gay community. He is the ultimate authority on COMPLICATED LOVE. Why so?

He was in love with a very sexy sabahan guy in his USM days, they parted after graduation but stayed close since then. In other words, they never really broke up. The best thing is, his BF’s elder brother who was studying in the same course with our mek, also has the hots for him. He accepts both love and gives equal attention to both guys and they remain close to one another.

Our mek is currently in love with a great guy from Perlis. He says it’s unrequited love so he’s keeping it at a mutual friendship level. The problem is this guy is married and expecting a child soon. This guy happens to be the HOTTEST guy in KPLI, the college he’s studying at and this place is actually filled with gay souls just waiting for the chance to get into his pants. But, he choses none other than our mek, the reigning queen of Kangar, Perlis. Lucky him. Our mek is still trying to figure out where their relationship is heading to, we’ll just have to wait and see.

Dr. Rizalina Mak Hayam (MD UKM, M Anaes, UKM)

Dr. Syarina Zabila Huda (MD UKM, MRCOG)

If one day, you decide you want to return to the original path and become straight, these two would give you valuable advice on how to do so. They are currently married and both expecting their second children and living happy lives as straight guys. Look for them when you can’t figure out how a vagina works or how to have sex and make babies but most importantly, how to stop yourself from having sex with hot, sexy men when you’re living a married life. FYI, till today they remain honourable husbands to their wives and very proud to be one.

Football Fever (part 3)

Here’s another HOT football player, andriy shevchenko (or however his name is pronounced) a very sexy ukranian who is currently playing for chelsea.

Football Fever (part 2)

Just to prove my point on how HOT football players are here’s one of the very sexy football player fredrik ljungberg. He is currently playing for West Ham United. He is also a calvin klein underwear model.

The Sexy Voice of Coldplay

This is chris martin, the lead singer of the band, coldplay. He also happens to be gwneyth’s platrow’s current husband and the father of their daughter, Apple.

Wanted

I manage to watch WANTED today, the latest summer release, touted as the biggest actioner of year, what with its stellar cast which includes none other than mrs. action herself, ANJELINA JOLIE and MORGAN FREEMAN and (the not so famous then, but fast becoming Hollywood A-lister) JAMES McAVOY. The director himself previously directed two action-packed, mind-blowing movies i.e. NIGHTWATCH and DAYWATCH, so you should be expecting the same level of adrenaline flow you get from watching these movies. So, here is what I think of the movie………………

The premise of this story reminds me a lot of the MATRIX.

Your everyday life, working your ass off everyday to earn a paycheck every month is considered too ordinary, mundane and in the words of sloan (freeman) insane. In order to escape that, you will have to be in contact with an anonymous group of cyber terrorist (the Matrix) or in the case of this movie, a fraternity of assassins. Of course, being surronded by a group of people that can pull the trigger without a moments hesitation isn’t a very sensible kind of life to choose, but who can resist having 3 million USD in your bank account just by ending someone else’s life.

The concept of mind over matter is simple. You have to beleive that you are the chosen one, that you are gifted with some magnificient ability that you’ve never thought you had before and you can achieve all this after being beaten to craps by your trainers. In this movie, the hero learned one valuable lesson, something sort of the highlight of the movie, if NEO learned how to dodge bullets, WESLEY the hero, learned how to bend bullet. Bending bullets means the ability to shoot a gun but instead of the bullet going straight like it usually does, it curves around and hits the bull’s eye. The bullet bending was supposed to be the ultimate skill to kill the fraternity no.1 enemy, but in the end the hero killed him with a bullet straight to the chest, no bending of any sorts was required for that scene. It’s a pity though, a waste of a really cool move.

In the MATRIX, the head of the pack MORPHEUS, takes advice from the Oracle, an old granny that takes on a few incarnations throughout the trilogy. In this movie, everyone in the fraternity, a group of supposedly super-skilled assassins chose to listen to the words of a yarn spinner, which is supposed to be the voice of fate and destiny. The cloth coming out from this machine gives out a list of names, people that needs to be eliminated from this world because of the bad things that they may have done or may cause in the future. Following this code, means that you have to blindly follow the prophecies even if it means taking your own life. The worst part is the so-called encrypted codes can only be read by a singular person who turns out to be corrupted. Imagine putting your life in the hands of a corrupted leader. That sounds pretty much like the reality today.

Enough said, the movie is a great watch especially when you just forget about the plot and just focus all your attention on the creatively choroegraphed action sequences. James McAvoy is so so very SEXY in this movie. That is the main reason why I bothered to watch this movie in the first place.

Go see this movie and decide for yourself. ENJOY.

The Other James

Here’s James MacAvoy for you …………….

The Fraternity

I would like to extend my deepest gratitude to my dearest friend Jimmy for recently awarding me with the title Prof Emeritus, making me the Pro-chancellor of the newly established Virtual University of Gayhood Malaysia (UNIGAY). It would only be appropriate for me to introduce the rest of the members of the fraternity to anyone interested to enroll in our out-of-campus programmes which will start recruiting by the end of this month.

Prof. Dr. Raja Jimmy Najmie Shah (MD UKM, MRCOG)

Prof Jimmy gratuated from UKM in the field of medicine and is currently pursuing his studies in O&G, a field which involves handling countless forms of vagina and clitoris thus, explaining his aversion to the female sexual organ.  He started his informal training in the studies of gayhood while attending an all-male boarding scholl in Alam Shah, Cheras, Kuala Lumpur. (which is still continuing its proud tradition of producing countless succesful gay males). His studies continued during matriculation, when unlike in boarding scholl, every gay souls he met there were pretty much open and has long left their own closets, thus accelerating his progress into understanding the very core of gay life in general.

His main interest is the study of gay sex. By the time I met him in UKM in his third year, he had had countless encounters with men that you just loose count of his many sexual exploits. He is the foremost expert when it comes to PICK-UP lines, with the highest success rate so far, securing him many wild nights with countless STRAIGHT men, who easily falls for his charm and cute baby-face persona. At one point, I even suggested the idea of him compiling his many pick-up lines into a book, the ultimate reference for all horny gay souls desperate to secure great sex with an anonymous guy they meet on the street. The book project never went off but he still has great sex with men he meets on the street. We had the idea of producing a dictionary of gay terminologies but since it is continously changing and each slang is owned by different gay clans that refuses to acknowledge a universal lingua franca, we gave up on that idea a long, long time ago. Among his other acheivements in the fields of GAY SEXOLOGY includes:

• Having sex in a playground with a very good looking guy in the middle of the night and having survived the ordeal without ending up in a lock-up or worse in the drain, cold and dead.

• Having a threesome with his ex-boyfriend but the best part is, the other party involves a drag queen with huge tits. He said it hurts like hell, emotionally, of course, albeit, the fact that his BF was drunk. He was drunk most of the time anyway.

• Having sex with BROTHERS or was it TWIN BROTHERS, I can’t remember the details except the part about both COCKS being almost identical, HUGE, LONG and slightly BENT. He said it was probably one of the best SEX he ever had.

• Having sex with a guy he met on the net and ended with a huge, hard, COLD cucumber stuck up his ass hole. He said it was his first but it was was great FUCKING sex.

He is currently hosting his own blog at jimmynajmie.wordpress.com. He is still an expert in sexology but after his recent break-up, he is currently pursuing his second Phd in “break-ups and broken hearts” under my supervision. That also explains why he is currently using his maiden name instead of Jimmy Diddy or Jimmy Ray, well its hard to keep tract of all his previous BFs. If he was a character from Sex & the City, he would be Samantha Jones, no matter how hard he tried to deny it. He wants to be Carrey instead, well, everyone wants to be Carrey Bradshaw.

Well, ENOUGH said, I am very proud to present the first member of the fraternity, I’m still not sure what post he should be at, probably the VC given his great credentials and achievements so far. I’ll just let him decide later, he hasn’t given me anything in black and white, I’m still waiting for his reply.

I’ll keep you posted on the other members of the fraternity. TILL THEN.

The Spa

If you still don’t know till now (of course, some of you might not know since i’ve never mentioned this in any of my previous posts), I’m from Penang. I would like to take this opportunity to introduce the few remaining gay spas still serving the desperate penangites like myself, in times of our needs. Gay spas or usually disguised as a fitness center for males (expect that the doors are usually locked automatically from the inside and only the receptionist is able to open it , an important safety feature to prevent a suprise attack by the police), remains a popular place for gays to hang out for a few reasons:

It is the only place where it is acceptable for you to be naked in public and feel sexy. Once in a while you do get this urge to just strip naked and walk around in public without being mistaken for a psycho freak. Well, the spa is just the place for you.

It is also the place where you can see so many half-naked man walking around and you can just pick the best body build that best suits you. If size really does matters to you, the ultra skimpy white towels leave little for your imagination.

It is also a great place for you to test your own market value and elevate or at the opposite end, crush your self-esteem depending on how lucky you are in getting the man of your dream or how many guys actually starts hitting on you the moment you step into the spa.

Well enough about that, let me introduce the first of the three spas available in Penang.

LEO Fitness Center

I have no idea about the intricate history behind the founding of these spas but who gives a damn. This spa is owned by a few Chinese bosses since it first started and since then had been through various transformation until it becomes what it is today, an expensive, nearly empty, depressing place with a crowd usually less than a football team. Imagine going there at your most desperate hours, hoping to get laid but all you get is five people just looking damn bored and desperate and at the end, you just have to jerk off when you get home with a porn dvd on. That’s how bad it can get on certain days.

This place wasn’t always like that. i can still remember this place in its heydays. The place is crowded to the max that at one time, i could’t even get in because all the lockers were used up. They used to host various games and functions within the walls of this place, that most of the time you couldn’t even move without your hand touching other people’s butts or dicks or get sandwiched between hot steamy bodies. You see people having sex at every corner and this is the best place to have the best orgies especially when its done in the hot steam bath. The steam just gets you in the mood.

They come up with all sorts of special dress code for special occasions, the most famous of them is of course the naked party. The semi-dark rooms would be made completely dark and you go in completely naked, with everyone groping in the dark for one another. The once famous bubble bath is usually hosted once a month. The jacuzzi would be filled with bubbles one meter high and everyone jumps in and have bubbly sex in the pool. This is the very definition of bohemian life, now left forgotten if only in distant memories for those of us who lived to see it all.

They used to host fashion shows hosted by drag queens but best of all, featuring some of the greatest looking male models you can only see in magazines. I’m glad I had the chance to see it even just once. I also had the opportunity to witness the then eagerly awaited annual mr. leo, always a feast for the senses. Well, those days are gone. Let’s get back to the present………………………..

Leo fitness center is now stripped of its pevious glitz and glamour. It is now almost empty. The place was too disgusting to visit at one point that it started to loose its loyal customers. The change in management has paid its toll, it was handed to a bunch of lazy, good for nothing massage boys who hangs around the place flirting with customers trying to get their pockets filled. The palce was left neglected. It was then “saved” by a new management supposedly having had a huge success running a spa in KL, wanting to open a branch on this island. The place was closed for three months and after being renovated it was reborn as LEO. They chose to kept the name.

This place now features the warm pool, a long, rectangular pool filled with warm water minus the bubbly effect of the previous jacuzzi, a steam bath half the size of the old place and a dark labirynth replacing the many dark rooms it used to have. The warm pool is great, the steam room more slimy, even cold and clammy at certain spots barely making you sweat and the labirynth a disaster. It is supposed to be fun getting lost in the dark except of course if you manage to get lost with someone hot. Getting lost alone in the dark coriidors is just so damn scarry, you can see shadows following you everywhere you go and to top it off, the place is just so damn chilly. It really creeps you out. So what’s so great about this place now? You tell me.

The recent renovation now comes with a new price hike. It used to be just RM 10 to get in, the cheapest price for a spa in Malaysia. Now, its RM 20 on weekdays and 25 on weekends. You pay RM 30 for a VIP room which you dont really use since you’ll be spending most of your time in the spa areas. This place is usually filled by the staff themselves. Why pay extra for something you don’t really need. They used to say that this place is supposed to come with its own HOT waiter but till now, all you get is a skinny chinese guy in shorts. Well, if that turns you on, feel free to ENJOY the VIP room.

Given all the information above, i will leave you to decide whether or not this place deserves your well-earned money next time you come to visit this island. ENJOY.

New Kid on the Block

Here’s Penn Badgley for you…………………………..