In celebration of the hottest and possibly most important football event of the year i.e. Euro 2008, let me share some thoughts on what football is through my queer eyes.
Football used to be an alien subject when i was younger. Truth be told, I used to despise football for its nature as the ultimate alpha male sporting event. It is as though, the prerequisite of being a male is the ability of playing football. Heck, even the women football games are played by “males”. There is even the Malay proverb ” kaki bangku” created specifically to describe men who cannot play football. I don’t recall Hang Tuah and his merry men playing football in the distant past.
Through the years, my interest for this game has considerably grown, not much for the game itself but rather for the increasingly good looking football players both at the national and international level. In a way, David Becham should be proud to probably be the first football player to have gained such immense stardom to grab the attention of the gay community thus opening this gate to a world filled with HOT, HOT, HOT (three HOTs in succesion just emphasized how hot i think foptball players are) men.
The sight of men in shorts all hot and sweaty, running around the field, can make you scream in ecstasy just sitting in front the TV. The best part is, these days most players prefers to wear shorts without their undies, you hardly have to imagine the size of their manhood as you can see them right through their sexy shorts. After scoring their goals, they run around the field, most of the time without their jerseys on, just to show everyone their chiseled chests and impeccable six packs. When they jump in joy, we laugh and be happy for them, thanking them for giving us a glimpse at their pecker swaying up and down in those sexy, wet shorts. The sights of so many HOT, “STRAIGHT” men, hugging, kissing, grabbing each other’s butt, jumping on one another makes me HOT all the time. Sometimes, you just wonder wheter these guys are really sraight, only GOD knows what goes on in the locker room.
To be continued……………………………………..
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