Can We Be Friends? (part 2)

Situation 3:

When  your BF cheats on you, you broke up with him and before you go, he says, ” Can we be friends?”

Analyzing this situation is a bit tricky. To give a fair and proper analysis, you will need to have the couple’s background information before you can proceed. Let’s consider these few alternatives…………

Your BF depends on you for financial support. This usually happens when you are a professional, earning around RM 2,ooo to whatever possible digits your salary might be and your BF is either a student, a good for nothing typical MAT REMPIT type, an average earning guy who spends more than he should for someone else behind your back or whatever type you might come in contact with. When he says ” Can we be friends?” when you break up with him, he just wants MORE money. If you guys stay friends, it’s not that awkward to ask for money when the need arises, he will justify it as helping an old friend or as the famous saying goes, ” For old time sake”.

You are so great in bed that the only thing he misses after the break up is the SEX. He wants to keep you as a FUCK BUDDY even when you’re realtionship didn’t really work out. You’re the best person to satistify his needs especially when he’s so desperate and no one else is available, because he knows that you’ll be the only one desperate enough to have SEX with him FOR OLD TIME SAKE. He says I LOVE YOU after SEX, you think he wants you back but all he ever wants is your ass hole. Sorry to make it so blunt and shallow, but some men are just that. SEX MANIAC. To make it even, make them your FUCK BUDDY, two person can enjoy just that, minus the heart breaking love that would never have worked out in the first place.

You fell in love with someone else’s EX thinking that it’s all over between them. A few months after, he starts receiving SMSs from his EX, saying that he’s sorry, he wants them to get back together. They met, had sex behind your back. They fell in love again. Your BF is just torn between two great love but he loves his EX more than you. He dated you just to make him jealous or just to fill the time before they get back together. He feels guilty. He says “Can we be friends?”, hoping that one day when his EX leaves him and his new BF dumps him, you guys can always get back together. In other words, you’re just dumped into the Recycle Bin.

You had a great relationship with the wrong guy, a PLAYER. It’s not that he doesn’t love you, he just can’t help falling in love with so many other guys at the same time. He knows he’s TOO HOT, you will never leave him no matter how many times he cheated on you. You caught him a few times but you just had to forgive him, you can’t risk losing him to someone else. At long last, you just can’t stand it, you left him, before you leave, he says, “Can we be friends?”. He knows you’ll return to him, it’s only a matter of time. When you meet up again, as friends, the feelings will slowly resurface, and it when it becomes too overwhelming, you can’t help but fall in love again, with HIM. Saying ” Can we be friends?” is like casting a very long line in deep sea, just waiting for you to take the bait. You will eventually.

So, can we be friends?

Can We Be Friends?

My dear friend Jimmy from jimmynajmie.wordpress.com, the proud owner of the pink baby, during our usual long-distance phone conference told me one day, that he finally broke up with his one year BF. It was a very sad occasion requiring many boxes of twin-ply tissues, they were both crying, telling each other how they still love each other but the break-up was something that was probably the best for both of them. As the boxes of tissues empty, his BF popped up the question……………..”Can we be friends?”. Consider these few situations revolving around the use of the phrase, “Can we be friends?”

Situation 1:

When your future BF says “Can we be friends?” at the end of a first date.

He asked you out for a date after a few phone calls or  IRC sessions or after a few  YM IMs, you went out for a date, he treated you to a movie, a dinner then says good nite to you but just before you get on the LRT, he says ” Can we be friends?” with a smile. He is trying to say in a very polite manner, I’m so NOT into you, you’re not my type, i don’t think we should go on another date, THIS IS THE END……………don’t bother calling him up after that, he won’t pick up, if he does he’ll make all sorts of excuses not to go out again and after a week or so, both of you forget each other.

Situation 2:

When your near future BF says “Can we be friends?” after a few FUCKs.

You’ve been dating each other for a few weeks, every time you go out, you end up in his bed or he in your bed and the fucking just go on and on and on. The fuck was great, you think it’s because you had a great chemistry, you decided to pop the question, ” Can we go steady?” or ” Would you be my BF?”. He looked you in the eyes and say “Can we be friends?” (these words can be said either with a smile, a frown, the innocent puppy look, a sad worried look, a blank face or its just too dark you can’t make out his expression). He’s trying to say in a gentlemanly way :

The fuck was great, I’ve enjoyed it very much but honey, i’m just here for the sex, no hard feelings but my heart belongs to someone else. You’re just my FUCK BUDDY, let’s not make it more complicated than it already is. It’s better that we stay friends so that we can have more great sex in the future.OR

I am a fucking man whore, all I want is to enjoy sex, I’m too young to settle down, especially not with you, the sex was great but it wasn’t chemistry, it’s just your tight ass that makes it great. You’re just too wild anyway, you’re bed is not made for just one man. I don’t trust you. OR simply……………

Can we just have more SEX.

Situation 3:

When  your BF cheats on you, you broke up with him and before you go, he says, ” Can we be friends?”

To be continued……………………………………………….

An Ode to Becham

Feast for the eyes……………………

Enjoy uolzzzz……………………………………………..

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