Football Fever (part 2)

Just to prove my point on how HOT football players are here’s one of the very sexy football player fredrik ljungberg. He is currently playing for West Ham United. He is also a calvin klein underwear model.

The Sexy Voice of Coldplay

This is chris martin, the lead singer of the band, coldplay. He also happens to be gwneyth’s platrow’s current husband and the father of their daughter, Apple.

Wanted

I manage to watch WANTED today, the latest summer release, touted as the biggest actioner of year, what with its stellar cast which includes none other than mrs. action herself, ANJELINA JOLIE and MORGAN FREEMAN and (the not so famous then, but fast becoming Hollywood A-lister) JAMES McAVOY. The director himself previously directed two action-packed, mind-blowing movies i.e. NIGHTWATCH and DAYWATCH, so you should be expecting the same level of adrenaline flow you get from watching these movies. So, here is what I think of the movie………………

The premise of this story reminds me a lot of the MATRIX.

Your everyday life, working your ass off everyday to earn a paycheck every month is considered too ordinary, mundane and in the words of sloan (freeman) insane. In order to escape that, you will have to be in contact with an anonymous group of cyber terrorist (the Matrix) or in the case of this movie, a fraternity of assassins. Of course, being surronded by a group of people that can pull the trigger without a moments hesitation isn’t a very sensible kind of life to choose, but who can resist having 3 million USD in your bank account just by ending someone else’s life.

The concept of mind over matter is simple. You have to beleive that you are the chosen one, that you are gifted with some magnificient ability that you’ve never thought you had before and you can achieve all this after being beaten to craps by your trainers. In this movie, the hero learned one valuable lesson, something sort of the highlight of the movie, if NEO learned how to dodge bullets, WESLEY the hero, learned how to bend bullet. Bending bullets means the ability to shoot a gun but instead of the bullet going straight like it usually does, it curves around and hits the bull’s eye. The bullet bending was supposed to be the ultimate skill to kill the fraternity no.1 enemy, but in the end the hero killed him with a bullet straight to the chest, no bending of any sorts was required for that scene. It’s a pity though, a waste of a really cool move.

In the MATRIX, the head of the pack MORPHEUS, takes advice from the Oracle, an old granny that takes on a few incarnations throughout the trilogy. In this movie, everyone in the fraternity, a group of supposedly super-skilled assassins chose to listen to the words of a yarn spinner, which is supposed to be the voice of fate and destiny. The cloth coming out from this machine gives out a list of names, people that needs to be eliminated from this world because of the bad things that they may have done or may cause in the future. Following this code, means that you have to blindly follow the prophecies even if it means taking your own life. The worst part is the so-called encrypted codes can only be read by a singular person who turns out to be corrupted. Imagine putting your life in the hands of a corrupted leader. That sounds pretty much like the reality today.

Enough said, the movie is a great watch especially when you just forget about the plot and just focus all your attention on the creatively choroegraphed action sequences. James McAvoy is so so very SEXY in this movie. That is the main reason why I bothered to watch this movie in the first place.

Go see this movie and decide for yourself. ENJOY.

The Other James

Here’s James MacAvoy for you …………….

The Fraternity

I would like to extend my deepest gratitude to my dearest friend Jimmy for recently awarding me with the title Prof Emeritus, making me the Pro-chancellor of the newly established Virtual University of Gayhood Malaysia (UNIGAY). It would only be appropriate for me to introduce the rest of the members of the fraternity to anyone interested to enroll in our out-of-campus programmes which will start recruiting by the end of this month.

Prof. Dr. Raja Jimmy Najmie Shah (MD UKM, MRCOG)

Prof Jimmy gratuated from UKM in the field of medicine and is currently pursuing his studies in O&G, a field which involves handling countless forms of vagina and clitoris thus, explaining his aversion to the female sexual organ.  He started his informal training in the studies of gayhood while attending an all-male boarding scholl in Alam Shah, Cheras, Kuala Lumpur. (which is still continuing its proud tradition of producing countless succesful gay males). His studies continued during matriculation, when unlike in boarding scholl, every gay souls he met there were pretty much open and has long left their own closets, thus accelerating his progress into understanding the very core of gay life in general.

His main interest is the study of gay sex. By the time I met him in UKM in his third year, he had had countless encounters with men that you just loose count of his many sexual exploits. He is the foremost expert when it comes to PICK-UP lines, with the highest success rate so far, securing him many wild nights with countless STRAIGHT men, who easily falls for his charm and cute baby-face persona. At one point, I even suggested the idea of him compiling his many pick-up lines into a book, the ultimate reference for all horny gay souls desperate to secure great sex with an anonymous guy they meet on the street. The book project never went off but he still has great sex with men he meets on the street. We had the idea of producing a dictionary of gay terminologies but since it is continously changing and each slang is owned by different gay clans that refuses to acknowledge a universal lingua franca, we gave up on that idea a long, long time ago. Among his other acheivements in the fields of GAY SEXOLOGY includes:

• Having sex in a playground with a very good looking guy in the middle of the night and having survived the ordeal without ending up in a lock-up or worse in the drain, cold and dead.

• Having a threesome with his ex-boyfriend but the best part is, the other party involves a drag queen with huge tits. He said it hurts like hell, emotionally, of course, albeit, the fact that his BF was drunk. He was drunk most of the time anyway.

• Having sex with BROTHERS or was it TWIN BROTHERS, I can’t remember the details except the part about both COCKS being almost identical, HUGE, LONG and slightly BENT. He said it was probably one of the best SEX he ever had.

• Having sex with a guy he met on the net and ended with a huge, hard, COLD cucumber stuck up his ass hole. He said it was his first but it was was great FUCKING sex.

He is currently hosting his own blog at jimmynajmie.wordpress.com. He is still an expert in sexology but after his recent break-up, he is currently pursuing his second Phd in “break-ups and broken hearts” under my supervision. That also explains why he is currently using his maiden name instead of Jimmy Diddy or Jimmy Ray, well its hard to keep tract of all his previous BFs. If he was a character from Sex & the City, he would be Samantha Jones, no matter how hard he tried to deny it. He wants to be Carrey instead, well, everyone wants to be Carrey Bradshaw.

Well, ENOUGH said, I am very proud to present the first member of the fraternity, I’m still not sure what post he should be at, probably the VC given his great credentials and achievements so far. I’ll just let him decide later, he hasn’t given me anything in black and white, I’m still waiting for his reply.

I’ll keep you posted on the other members of the fraternity. TILL THEN.