The Fraternity

I would like to extend my deepest gratitude to my dearest friend Jimmy for recently awarding me with the title Prof Emeritus, making me the Pro-chancellor of the newly established Virtual University of Gayhood Malaysia (UNIGAY). It would only be appropriate for me to introduce the rest of the members of the fraternity to anyone interested to enroll in our out-of-campus programmes which will start recruiting by the end of this month.

Prof. Dr. Raja Jimmy Najmie Shah (MD UKM, MRCOG)

Prof Jimmy gratuated from UKM in the field of medicine and is currently pursuing his studies in O&G, a field which involves handling countless forms of vagina and clitoris thus, explaining his aversion to the female sexual organ.  He started his informal training in the studies of gayhood while attending an all-male boarding scholl in Alam Shah, Cheras, Kuala Lumpur. (which is still continuing its proud tradition of producing countless succesful gay males). His studies continued during matriculation, when unlike in boarding scholl, every gay souls he met there were pretty much open and has long left their own closets, thus accelerating his progress into understanding the very core of gay life in general.

His main interest is the study of gay sex. By the time I met him in UKM in his third year, he had had countless encounters with men that you just loose count of his many sexual exploits. He is the foremost expert when it comes to PICK-UP lines, with the highest success rate so far, securing him many wild nights with countless STRAIGHT men, who easily falls for his charm and cute baby-face persona. At one point, I even suggested the idea of him compiling his many pick-up lines into a book, the ultimate reference for all horny gay souls desperate to secure great sex with an anonymous guy they meet on the street. The book project never went off but he still has great sex with men he meets on the street. We had the idea of producing a dictionary of gay terminologies but since it is continously changing and each slang is owned by different gay clans that refuses to acknowledge a universal lingua franca, we gave up on that idea a long, long time ago. Among his other acheivements in the fields of GAY SEXOLOGY includes:

• Having sex in a playground with a very good looking guy in the middle of the night and having survived the ordeal without ending up in a lock-up or worse in the drain, cold and dead.

• Having a threesome with his ex-boyfriend but the best part is, the other party involves a drag queen with huge tits. He said it hurts like hell, emotionally, of course, albeit, the fact that his BF was drunk. He was drunk most of the time anyway.

• Having sex with BROTHERS or was it TWIN BROTHERS, I can’t remember the details except the part about both COCKS being almost identical, HUGE, LONG and slightly BENT. He said it was probably one of the best SEX he ever had.

• Having sex with a guy he met on the net and ended with a huge, hard, COLD cucumber stuck up his ass hole. He said it was his first but it was was great FUCKING sex.

He is currently hosting his own blog at jimmynajmie.wordpress.com. He is still an expert in sexology but after his recent break-up, he is currently pursuing his second Phd in “break-ups and broken hearts” under my supervision. That also explains why he is currently using his maiden name instead of Jimmy Diddy or Jimmy Ray, well its hard to keep tract of all his previous BFs. If he was a character from Sex & the City, he would be Samantha Jones, no matter how hard he tried to deny it. He wants to be Carrey instead, well, everyone wants to be Carrey Bradshaw.

Well, ENOUGH said, I am very proud to present the first member of the fraternity, I’m still not sure what post he should be at, probably the VC given his great credentials and achievements so far. I’ll just let him decide later, he hasn’t given me anything in black and white, I’m still waiting for his reply.

I’ll keep you posted on the other members of the fraternity. TILL THEN.