Let me introduce you to the rest of the faculty members……………..
Prof Dr. Zizie Odehz (Mass Comm, USM)
Zizie graduated from USM with a degree in mass communication but is currently a very succesful exec in Bank islam. He is the ultimate reference when it comes to travelling in the gay world. He made frequent visits to Bangkok and Bali for his annual sex pilgrimage. He also has vast knowledge on all the top spas and massage parlours all across the country. He is the ultimate travel guru, heck, he should have his own show on TRAVEL & LIVING, ” Travelling Gay Style” or “Zizie: Life in the Gay Lane” or ” Queer Advetures” or whatever.
He has his own blog chronicling his adventures at odesiodah.wordpress.com. He came up with his own authorative guide to spas and massage centers with a very comprehensive rating system. Trust him and you won’t go wrong. He also has a knack at collecting all things gay from the various countries he visited, among his possessions includes a huge wood carved dick, he fondly calls ALEC. He is currently conducting an in-depth study on gay activities in the locker rooms of gyms all over Kuala Lumpur. He is all raves about California Fitness, having not only the best gym equipments but the best collection of HOT SEXY GAY MEN in the city. I strongly suggest you tag a long with him the next time he visits the place, you’ll never know what you might find.
Ass. Prof. Dr. Aziey la vogue (Mass Comm, USM)
Ass. Prof. Dr. Dina Wadiah Al-Kalabu Malami (MD, UKM, M Nuclear Medicine, USM)
These two have two things in common, the love of FASHION and that both of them used to be chubs but now have the lankiest figure that can rival any anorexic supermodel on the catwalk. Azie’s greatest passion now is shopping for the latest fashion item in his favourite place, The Pavillion, KL. He does it on a monthly basis which explains why his room is filled with shopping bags (vast majority from Armani Exchange). His idea of the ultimate undies is a pair of CK boxers. Dina dress for kill for every occasion. Going out with him makes you feels years older and so out-of-date, it feels more like walking with a fashion icon or a celebrity. This is more true now that he has the figure of a catwalk model and his face is now crystal clear, thanks to the thousands of dollars he spends on SK-II product.
So if you’re looking for someone for advice on how to look and feel really, really good, these two will be the perfect role models.
Prof. Dr. Mek Molot Merah Arifa el-Mulusz (Bsc. Biology, M Biology, USM)
I have yet been able to put him in charge of a specific department, so for him, i’ve created a special department that will benefit a lot of lost souls since this subject is gaining more and more attention from the gay community. He is the ultimate authority on COMPLICATED LOVE. Why so?
He was in love with a very sexy sabahan guy in his USM days, they parted after graduation but stayed close since then. In other words, they never really broke up. The best thing is, his BF’s elder brother who was studying in the same course with our mek, also has the hots for him. He accepts both love and gives equal attention to both guys and they remain close to one another.
Our mek is currently in love with a great guy from Perlis. He says it’s unrequited love so he’s keeping it at a mutual friendship level. The problem is this guy is married and expecting a child soon. This guy happens to be the HOTTEST guy in KPLI, the college he’s studying at and this place is actually filled with gay souls just waiting for the chance to get into his pants. But, he choses none other than our mek, the reigning queen of Kangar, Perlis. Lucky him. Our mek is still trying to figure out where their relationship is heading to, we’ll just have to wait and see.
Dr. Rizalina Mak Hayam (MD UKM, M Anaes, UKM)
Dr. Syarina Zabila Huda (MD UKM, MRCOG)
If one day, you decide you want to return to the original path and become straight, these two would give you valuable advice on how to do so. They are currently married and both expecting their second children and living happy lives as straight guys. Look for them when you can’t figure out how a vagina works or how to have sex and make babies but most importantly, how to stop yourself from having sex with hot, sexy men when you’re living a married life. FYI, till today they remain honourable husbands to their wives and very proud to be one.
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