The Proof of Sodomy

For the past few weeks, the hottest news in the gay community has got to be the Saiful-Anwar Ibrahim sex scandal. A previously unknown gay boy by the name of Saiful had unashamedly made public the fact that he is GAY and he had allegedly been SODOMIZED by Anwar Ibrahim (who had a track record of fucking any hot, sexy aide or business aquaintance he can lay his hands on). My dear friend zizie odezz, forwarded his request through email for me to try my best to explain to him in details how a doctor’s examination can be crucial in such cases.

Disclaimer:

The explanations below are written solely out of my limited knowledge and experience (since i’ve never come across such cases throughout my short career before) and therefore, subject to corrections by a higher authority or any person with greater expertise in this subject. I have taken the liberty of including malay subtitles for some of the medical terms used, to better illustrate my points.

Physical examination or anal inspection (pemeriksaan fizikal atau pemeriksaan lubang dubur)

Examination of the anus will only be helpful, if you happen to be bottom, as in the case of Saiful. After being fucked, a few conditions may happen to the sodomized “victim”. The most common condition is called anal fissure. This condition can happen in a few situations: a topper with a HUGE cock fucking an unprepared ass hole i.e. without proper lubrication or a VIRGIN ass hole, being fucked for the first time or an ass hole that has recently been fucked many times before allowing it to heal from the previous insult. This can also happen when an inexperienced topper fucks you like a rabbit without even noticing that you’re screaming in pain and not out of pleasure. The injury to the inner layer of the ass hole will result in an excruciating pain every time you go to the toilet and in severe cases, even seating can be very uncomfortable. A digital rectal examination i.e. using your fingers will cause the victim to scream in pain the minute the finger is inserted. When this injury gets infected repeatedly, a condition called ano-rectal sinus or fistula may occur. This condition is marked by production of pus discharge coming from an opening from or around the anus. Another condition that may happen is when a topper is infected with a virus called Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) leaving you with a growth that looks like a fungus around your anus. This condition is better known as anal wart.

• Can a physical examination prove that Saiful is gay? YES

• Can a physical examination prove that Saiful is bottom and had been fucked before and is no longer a virgin? YES

• Can a physical examination proves that Anuar fucked him? NO

Anal competency test (ujian kebolosan lubang dubur)

I need to stress here that there is NO SUCH THING as an anal competency test. The anus is a sphincter, a circular layer of muscle that by God’s miracle is able to get bigger (dilate) or smaller (constrict) depending on the need. During fucking, especially with good lubrication the anus is able to dilate to accomodate a PENIS, no matter how HUGE it is. After the injury caused by the penetration subsides, the anus will resume its normal shape and size. The only way an anus can be so loose is when the nerve controlling the anus is damaged or the anus is so badly damaged that all the muscular layer is torn which can only happen by impaling ( disula, as in Semerah Padi ). Therefore, there is no way an anal competency test can be performed by comparing the size of an ass hole with the penile size of the topper that fucked you.

• Can this test proves anything? NO, since it’s just impossible to be done.

Semen or cum collection for DNA testing (ujian DNA ke atas sampel air mani)

Is there any chance in the world that a healthy, sane gay boy would actually keep his fucker’s cum inside his ass hole long enough for DNA sampling? Is it even possible to do so? Most of the time, the cum itself would be automatically expelled as soon after having sex. Most of us would feel this urge to pass motion and before you know it, out come the cum. Most of us would take the obvious step of cleaning up our ass holes and some even took the extra precaution of flushing out whatever remains in their ass. Therefore, the chances of collecting any samples of semen for DNA testing might be almost impossible, unless in the following sitiuations: someone so deperate to accuse someone of sodomy would immediately rush to the nearby hospital for sampling or do the sampling himself, by taking a swab from his anus immediately after sex or collect the semen expelled from his ass hole before it gets flushed in the toilet. However, the case can be different when the semen is expelled ouside (pancut luar). Any semen sample collected on bed sheets or whatever item the fucker choose to wipe his dick with, can be used for DNA sampling.

• Can this test prove that Saiful is gay? YES because only men squirts out semen or cum after fucking

• Can this test prove that Anuar did it? YES if a sufficient sample can be collected for DNA testing, but from the anus? Seriously, i really doubt it.

• Can this test prove that Saiful is a SLUT? YES if any semen collected actually belongs to someone else.

I hoped that the explanations above will satisfy the curiosity of all of you interested enough on this subject. Please correct me if i’m wrong, I am very open to suggestions and positive criticism.

Please DO NOT quote any of the statements above especially in any press realease as these are my personal opinions and is not meant in a defamatory manner. I am also NOT accusing anyone on this matter, I will leave all of you to decide for yourself.