Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (BPRD): part 2

11 07 2008

Toyol

Toyol is produced by resurrecting a newborn baby from the dead. It looks very much like a human baby but with supernatural abilities. This creature is usually used as a paranormal robber, having the ability to make itself invisible to the naked eye. Due to its stealth modus operandi, toyol can be used to steal confidential documents kept by opponents e.g. a private diary filled with dirty secrets or sex scandals or even better, getting rid of evidences on a certain crime committed in police custody. The best part is the act can never be recorded by the most advance CCTV and a toyol does not leave any finger prints behind.

Hantu Raya or Saka

Hantu Raya or Saka are usually kept by men of the olden days as the family guardian, not to protect the family but rather to keep an eye on a certain treasured heirloom. This creature will be passed from generation to generation, usually inherited by the first born child. This creature will protect the said heirloom with whatever means necessary including inflicting illness and injury to whomever that tries to steal the item entrusted in its keep. They are the best guarantee when it comes to protecting any confidential documents. They can also act as body doubles to their masters either for safety purposes or simply to replace them either in their office or even their homes when they’re out having fun somewhere else.

Minyak senyoyong, minyak dagu or minyak pengasih

The word minyak here literally means oil, not just any ordinary oil like cooking oil or medicated oil but a paranormal oil, produced by burning off the fat from the corpse of a murdered person. Eerie as it may sound, a drop of this oil on a person’s body will make sure that that person will follow every single word you say no matter how wrong it may be. Imagine what it can do during an election campaign, everyone touched by this oil will give their 100% devotion and loyalty to you. A straight guy may even admit that he had been sodomized by an opposition leader. A key witness may even retract his statement after making it under oath in a court of law. An opposition leader may even join the government without even realizing what he’s doing. Imagine all the possibilities you can gain just with a single drop of this precious oil.

These are just some of the many fields that the BPRD can benefit the government in solving its many political dilemmas. Rather than approaching these individuals alone, efforts should be made to group them together to allow better accessibility to all members of the parliament. I’m sure they would be more than willing to extend their services to all the VIPs considering how much their business have suffered due to the recent price hike. The public are now becoming more conscius about their expenditure. They prefer to spend their money on something more solid and benificial like petrols for their cars.

There are still many territories in the field of paranormal that is left unexplained and unexplored due to its complex and out of this world nature. Most are terrified by the repercussions of their act on their future as dealing with the paranormal comes with a very high price to pay, a price that goes beyond simple currency, a price that may even cost their own lives. For a muslim, dealing with the wrong side of the paranormal world is deemed as blasphemy, “syirik” an act that defies God himself. in other words, to gain something in this borrowed life you sacrifice the one and only ticket to eternity in heaven. Is it really worth it?

The choice is in your hands. Use it wisely.


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