This is the story of my friend Miss Dee. We chatted over the phone for a few weeks, he was obviously troubled by something but was reluctant to give me the whole story. He told me it was something he couldn’t tell over the phone. I stayed at his place during my recent visit to KL, he finally opened up and spilled the beans. Here is the story of how my dear friend, Miss Dee kissed a guy…………..and he liked it.
First and foremost let us get acquainted with our main protagonist, Miss Dee. Miss Dee is my dear best friend back in our varsity days. I kind of suspected him of being gay even back then but until out last days together, he never came out. He used to study in a boarding school, not just any boarding school but MCKK, an all-boys boarding school renowned for producing some of the most successful gays in this country. His favorite past time is drawing sketches of scantily clad skinny models and he was the one who introduced me to Sex and the City, (back when everyone else was obsessed with Latin soaps and the all-time favorite sitcom on TV was Friend). He loves Madonna, the Spice Girls, Destiny’s Child, Beyonce and later, Rihanna. He loves Orlando Bloom, back in his LOTR days, with his flowing blond locks, boyish charm and innocent look. He still likes Orlando Bloom when he looks all roughed up and dirty in his pirate costume. So, can anyone blame me for suspecting him of being gay?
A few years back, he told me he wanted to get married, he finally found the girl he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned, the girl was actually engaged and a few months after confessing his love for this girl, she got married with someone else. He was obviously heart broken, took a few months to recover from the shock but being the tough “gal” that he is, went on with life and was soon looking for someone else to fill the gap. He never guessed that that someone turned out to be a guy and not a gal like he expected.
The story of their encounter goes like this. One fine day, Miss Dee went out to buy some DVDs at his favorite place in Damansara. He is a great fan of anime and his favorite series are Kindaichi: The Young Detective, Detective Conan and whatever anime with the word Detective in its title . As he was passing by the entrance of the store, he spotted a really good-looking guy who happens to make his way to the same store. The guy, noticing Miss Dee’s intense “gaze”, followed him into the store and once they came to the anime section, stopped and began the usual gay courting ritual in public places: a friendly chat. Let’s call this guy, Orlando. Orlando, obviously attracted to Miss Dee, started the conversation by admitting his same love for anime, his two favorite series being Naruto and Bleach (which happens to be the two most watched anime in this country since they’re aired regularly over national TV). Nevertheless, it’s a good topic to strike up a conversation anyway, especially when you’re having a chat over the anime section of a DVD store. They made their way into a kopitiam afterwards (both went out of the store empty handed since they were happy to have found each other) for another friendly chat.
Orlando is a good-looking guy (according to Miss Dee, since I’ve never laid my eyes on him, till the very last day of my KL trip) who loves to go to the gym. His favorite past time is spending at least five hours a day in the gym working out. His daily ritual is pretty simple, he goes to work at 9 in the morning, makes his way to the gym after work, spend at least four to five hours sweating himself up and goes home to get his pretty sleep as early as 11 pm (11 pm is early for KL standards, FYI, I go to sleep at 10 pm every night). Whenever they meet, he talks about the hours he spends in the gym. He goes to the gym almost every day, resting one day of the week, which is usually Sunday but when he has nothing else better to do on Sunday, he heads back to the gym. He is the ultimate gym freak.
He must be in a pretty good shape considering the hours he spent in the gym. He used to model for some brands of underwear but according to Miss Dee, he never saw him in any magazine. He admitted that he is very lonely in KL, which sounds weird for a good looking guy, living in KL who happens to go to the gym every day. He loves dance music and trance but admitted many times that he doesn’t go clubbing with friends but only likes listening to this music at home or when he’s working out. He is a Sabahan Chinese, currently working in KL, lives with his younger brother in an exclusive apertment but somehow, he has no gay friends in KL. He used to date a girl but recently broke up due to commitment problems and following that suddenly realized that he’s actually gay. That’s a good excuse for being gay in this country, you can never get married to a guy, thus no commitment required. Sounds lame to me but I’ll give this guy a chance.
After a few friendly conversations in almost every single kopitiam in KL (he likes to hang out in kopitiam, his favorite lunch and dinner is toast and egg with a cup of cofee), he confessed his true feelings to Miss Dee, admitted that he’s gay and would like thier friendly relationship to progress to the next level. Miss Dee was shocked since he still considered himself a decent straight guy. Nevertheless, he still took Orlando’s friendly invitation to his apartment. On one of these visits, Orlando got bold, he could’t control his passion for Miss Dee, stripped naked and started kissing Miss Dee on the lips. Miss Dee initially shocked, could’t resist the temptation and finally gave in. It was his first French kiss ever (that was his actual words, French kiss). Orlando wanted to go all the way, he admitted to Miss Dee that he’s actually a bottom and wanted to get fucked but of course, Miss Dee in his stage of shock, declined, he wasn’t ready. Thus, began their frriendly visitations, Miss Dee however, refused to fill me in on what happened during their other encounters.
After that however, things started to change. Following his refusal to conduct an act of carnal intercourse (in other words, anal sex or fucking), Orlando became cold and distant. He refused to go on further dates, making his very busy schedules as an excuse. His long hours in the gym cannot be sacrificed, his work hours started becoming longer, he always has something on on weekends, he switches his phones every night, he doesn’t answer text messages as often, in other words, Orlando deliberately avoids meeting with Miss Dee. Every time they meet they started having quarrels even on small silly subjects, criticizing and commenting on one another, they started hurting each other more often.
At one point, Miss Dee became too overwhelmed with emotions, he broke into hives. Every one was baffled by his sudden attack of allergy, even Miss Dee was not quiet sure of the actual cause. It took a lengthy heart to heart conversation with yours truly one night, that we finally discovered that the actual cause of the hives was not allergy but emotional distress. At the very last day of my KL trip, Miss Dee went out for a date with Orlando. Just before I got on the bus, I received a text message that he had finally called it off with Orlando but will remain as friends. Good for you, Miss Dee. He finally figured out what to do and took that big step to solve his pressing dilemma.
I’m glad to hear that Miss Dee is finally recovering from his hives and is again living a happy life as a “straight/ gay for a few months” guy alone yet again in the big city of Kuala Lumpur.
To be continued…………………………………..
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